10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "No river, no fish."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.