10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"