10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.