10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!