10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.