10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Fold and live to fold again
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha