10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"