10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo