10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- It's Free To Fold...
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Fold and live to fold again