10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier