10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• if u play for the thrill u are ill