10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from