10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is