10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier