10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"