10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.