10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• It's Free To Fold...
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"