10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth