10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)