10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Welcome to kicker school
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• It's Free To Fold...
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus