10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT