10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."