10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.