10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers