10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare