10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth