10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen