10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet