10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword