10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders