10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)