10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "No river, no fish."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.