10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim