10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.