10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear