10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.