10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• It's Free To Fold...
• The all-in play works everytime but once.