10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• It's Free To Fold...