10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion