10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.