10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.