10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers