10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright