10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Fold and live to fold again
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz