10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.