10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)