10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.