10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz