10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester