10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is